The Angry Marine Hall of Awesome Deaths/THE FUCKAWESOME WALL OF DEATH!!! That Reclusiarch Mofo has been watching for all this time. Games Workshop Warhammer 40k - Space Marine Primaris Intercessors d'Assaut. to rele... [Chapter Approved Pic. "YOUR NAME DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!!!" Crude and am just now starting to feel normal haha GW Now Available: Dark Angels, Space Marines, & More. Join...you. Elzbeth smacked her palm into her face in exasperation. GET OFF THE WALLS, COCKSICKLES, THE FUCKING 3RD COMPANY'S COMING THROUGH!!!”. The astropaths told him to send it him-fucking-self, they would no longer be discriminated against by being the only humans who sent psychic messages these days (ignoring the fact that they were the only humans who could). Much back and forth arguing had occurred, but Mofo's plan was agreed upon. Our own losses were of no small concern. Mofo let loose a horrid string of obscenities as he charged toward the pretentious faggot. Wit... Barry Hilton has started his long promised commitment to video content. It was the most astonishing sight I have ever seen in my centuries of service, and before my gen-enhanced senses could even register it, he had planted Fag-Basher in the bulkhead just centimeters from my head. campaign. So when some keen-eyed warrior spotted a red and yellow vessel of the "Sky Angels", hope grew. Seemingly from nowhere the furious Captain Shitkicker produced a melta-grenade, pulled the pin out, but kept his hand firmly on the safety latch. The Inquisition never forgets Company ha... Hello All, thanks for dropping by, sometimes the simplest and cheapest Tearsley the apothecary responded. Some of them were big bastards too. The pregnancy had no complications, and so an autopsy was conducted. “ALL FUCKING YIFFERS KNOW THE PENALTY FOR HUGGING A COMMANDING OFFICER!”. Its been a few months since i've posted on here, but as usual, i haven't I spend days hiking through the Lucky (or not so lucky as I found out later) for me, the gun-operator assumed the wrench was on and dived away from the emplacement. ", "When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.". The Angry Marines formed a circle, pissed off beyond mortal measure that the Emperor's enemies had been allowed to defile this world, and realising that they were now trapped as three additional swarms closed in around them. Because those guys LOST. He closed his armor and ripped Fag-Basher back out of the wall, causing me to duck. And why are you wearing the green of the Angels? 23:45 - Free Time - Space Marines are permitted this time to reflect upon their duty to The Emperor, however many Chapter Masters regard free time as a frivolous waste, and a dangerous distraction in the extreme. The campaign was a terrifying success, and in its last moments, Captain Asshole confronted the Farseer Turiel and her daughter Sorith, one of the Seer Council, personally. It was on a normal, rage filled night, Ragman was in the armoury holding a combi flamer and a roll of duct tape. Actor | Terminator 2: Judgment Day Robert Hammond Patrick Jr. was born on November 5, 1958 in Marietta, Georgia, and raised in Columbus, Ohio, the eldest of five children. Welcome to my books of 2017 series. Forsaking all experience other than the art of close combat with the sword, Lucius bore the scars of battle with pride and, over time, he began to equate pain with success. We walked right into the area without warning and the Enemy began shooting. Out of it stepped a small company of our brethren. They say, brother furians descent into the atmosphere was insane, they say his battle plan was madness they say launching marines from battle barges into enemy occupied hive cities 10 men against a fucking slaanesh army that still remembers how to strategise and has the dark mechanicum on hand is….less than ideal.. In case you're not familiar with my past work on Tyranids, it could be said The sky was full of flying vermin. Assault Marine Dickface was promoted to the rank of Sergeant during the Heresy of Drywalker Fen in 912.M41. Then I felt the shock up my arms and nearly dropped it. He tried to shake his head but couldn't. Swiffer, where are you? A great cloud of smoke and dust flew up to join the shit already in the atmosphere. Foul liquids gushed out around Mofo's arm as he fished around inside the tank. So I finally managed to get hold of this magazine, this thing is damn hard When the battle barge 'Whisper of Secrets' of the Dark Angels Space Marines Chapter entered the Genericus system following the detection of the totally-not-fallen-Angel known as Cypher, they were quite surprised to find the Angry Marines Battle barge ‘FUCKYOURSHIT’ already in orbit above Genericus III. I expected some Commissar or officer to start rallying the men and when that didn’t happen it dawned on me that I was the ranking man. return. “In a part of the web way which has been cut off, it is only accessible via a gate on the planet of…” pausing for dramatical effect “Solemnance!”. Battle-Brother Alfion of the Angry Marines Chapter was having one fucking shitty day. The Enemy swung those quads over the line of men and watched them fall. The Angry Marines fell silent and looked upon me, with respect. Although they’ll accept a printed copy of their codex, scrolling through rules mid battle on your phone make the Angry Marines very Angry. “WE'VE GOT A FUCKING TASK AHEAD!! Although overly Angry and aggressive, the Angry Marines would actually be a beacon of hope for the Imperium as they actually give a shit about people (not using people for target practice or guardsmen as human shields), which means that (ironically) they’re one of the least grimdark parts of 40k. changes from the September 2018 FAQ in my Blood Angels list. “Thank the Emperor...” Abnettius whispered. WE HIT MORE SHIT WITH LARGER OBJECTS. He broke the Princep's head open with a tap of his power-wrench as if it were some kind of egg and ate his brains. - carried away and advanced the story a little further. motivating fac... Hi guys, Well it's not be the weather for it lately in sunny Leeds but I asked an incredulous Medina. !” And at that he pulled the inquisitor that had been hiding underneath the table with a microphone out and gave the man such a withering stare that his hair began to grey and char at the ends before everyone’s eyes. -There are no more ships for us to use, Lord. I will start Died while doing the chainsword swallowing trick (upon death he had three down his throat). in that time as well. The Astartes vessel surged forward. Warhammer 40k Adeptus Mechanicus vs Chaos S2 Championship Series - Roun... James' Painting Tips: The Tsarakura Dynasty, Adeptus Mechanicus, Imperial Knights and Astra Militarum, BrokenToad Miniature Series Mk III Brushes Review for Miniature Painters, 'nids 310 - Tyranid Void Shield Generator part 11 - Apples, peas, sprouts & red laces, Taking the Plunge into the World of Airbrushing, Blackstone Fortress Traitor Guardsmen - WIP, Bretonnians for sale! I turned to Brother Starr, his microphone held high as he prepared to give a beautifully arousing speech to all the brothers gathered there. TERRIDYNE, IF THAT MISSILE LAUNCHER ISN'T LOADED BY THE TIME WE SEE PURPLE, THERE WON'T BE A TAPE MEASURE WIDE ENOUGH TO MEASURE YOUR FUCKING RING! them up for a photo shoot until now. “JUST AS PLANNED!! Territories & Rackets, Beast Cast Episode 10 – Post ATC Discussion, A Warhammer 30k Horus Heresy and 40k blog - Four Dads of the Apocalypse. Since then, the Storm Shield Surfboard has been fitted with improved fuel tanks, more reliable/non-exploding rockets, an Angry levitation system (borrowed) from the Angry Repulsor tank, a front edge force field for added decapitation, cup holders and a tv which plays constant runs of an old earth show called "Scooby Doo", a show which is believed to be the very same "FUCKING QUALITY CARTOONS!!!" Nobody knew why the Greenskins had come. build than the Mustang I posted last week. that was advancing onto said mountain. It landed a few meters away kicking dust in all directions. He had risen to the place of third company by literally beating a gene stealer broodlord to death with his own arms. !” the chaplain calmly stated after seeing the dreadnoughts making their way towards the main body of the angry marine taskforce. !” he shouted to those assembled, “INFORM THE TECH PRIESTS!!! “I am... Princeps Abnettius,” the Titan's controller replied. "Brothers, evasive action!" he shouted. Conan's first real love (of only two). In the winding corridors of the Maximum Fuck, a squad of serfs were desperately trying to hold the corridor leading the main hangar as they were advanced upon by space marines of Nurgle from one side and Tzeentch on the other, bolter fire, warp lightning and gushes of oozing pox felling any serf who out of cover (and even in cover). WE ALSO DRINK FUCKTONS OF SUNNY D BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS FUCKING SWEET! All human survivors had pulled back behind a mountain range which had been turned into an epic curtain wall. The Captain might not have had neural implants but he did have something: mastery of his absolute fucking RAGE. !” bellowed the Chapter Master, as he began to rein down his fists into screaming faces and power feet into soon to be obliterated genitals. Only a repeated application of power bats to its frame managed to put him back to 'sleep'. had been working on improving the standard combi flamer, a weapon much admired/used excessively while screaming at the enemy, due to the large amounts of Dakka it could produce. HEY WANKSTAIN! The outlook was grim. It's been a few months now since I have posted, as most of my models I have "GODDAMMIT, WHY AREN'T WE ON THE GROUND YET?" As one, the fight got itself up from the floor and stood (as much as an Angry Marine is capable of) respectfully towards the silencer, each marine holding his breath in anticipation. When the Emperor did not magically solve all their problems, probably because He thought they were a bunch of lazy cunts, the Millennial Falcons turned completely against the Imperium; after all, this is how atheists have been created throughout human history. This blog is pretty much dead from the stats and comments... Jason’s back to his Death Guard lately and his latest addition is the 40K The thunderhawk smashed against the lowest extension of the void shield, the uppermost sections of the craft being sheared off from the collision. man... Faute de jeu ces derniers temps, j'ai décidé de me séparer d'une de mes I turned away in disgust, gracefully raising my chin. Thought for the day: do not wonder, as curiosity invites disaster. He has a name you just have to shout every time you activate him! WE ALSO SEND THE PRETTY FAGGOTS AND ULTRASMURFS A THOUSAND DONUTS WHILE WE WATCH SOME HIGH FUCKING QUALITY CARTOONS. FUCK YOU. Twatsplasher growled with the frustration of trying to make thousands of tons of metal and pistons run like a man. The Astartes response to the alien incursion was so much swifter and so much more brutal than the initial Draethri invasion, that the Imperial forces who had been fighting a desperate defense against the Xenos suffered numerous casualties due to entire regiments standing dumbstruck and horrified by the violence they were witnessing. Or wrench to head, as it were. He Three of them held what looked like glorified wrenches, and the fourth carried a most unsightly banner. Unfortunately (for all the enemies of the Imperium between point A and point B) he started the crusade while on the complete opposite end of the galaxy from the Tau Empire. WHEN I SAID FIRE THE ASSAULT CANNON, I MEANT AT THE FUCKING NIDS!! ... South of the Living city there is a small coastal region named Dearth WITH FIRE!!! The marines conferred with one another. I think one of the “sleeper” units from the new Adeptus Mechanicus codex His death occurred when he could not suppress a sneeze, resulting in the complete mulching of his insides. Berith was initially relieved before being informed that it was now heading straight for the 'Whisper of Secrets'. Alfion could not believe he was once ready to call those assholes brothers. CAPS LOCK: Used to define rank with Angry Marine “society” as a whole. “IF THERE WERE CIVILIANS IN THOSE BUILDINGS YOU'RE GOING UNDER LIKE NECROMUNDA YOU ANONYMOUS FUCK-GRUBBER!”, “Your gratitude... lightens... my soul,” the human panted. The Titan's human crew were shocked to hear this exchange. ", The previously backhanded Space Marine then stood up, his faceplate shattered from the force of the blow, and shouted the battle cry of the Angry Marines, "ALWAYS ANGRY!!! “IT'S FUCKING CHEATING TO HAVE VOID SHIELDS ON TOP OF ALL THE OTHER SHIT SHE'S GOT,” Hammerhead said without irony. !” screamed the commissar, who was too far into HERESEY!!! He bellowed with rage. To which one marine remarked; ”OH JUST LET US AT THEM ALREADY YOU BITCHING ASSJOCKEY!!”. “I DON'T GIVE TWO LUMPS OF SHIT ABOUT WHAT THE GOVERNOR ASSHAT THINKS, WE'RE THROWING IN ALL OF THE ANGRY GANGS!!!”. They started to march forward, ready to blast the ennemies of the Imperium to pieces. The 41st Millennium is a savage future age where Mankind must battle for survival in a galaxy riven by bloodshed and destruction. I have a fourth subscriber, only Thought for the Day: Consider the magnitude of your duty at leisure, but act without hesitation when action is required. Fire more bullets at them! “FUCK THIS SHIT!! “YOU!! has made a short introductory video to *Mad for War *which I have uploaded NOW ALL OF YOU HAVE SHOWN THAT YOU’RE A BUNCH OF ANGRY BASTARDS, AND AS THE CHAPTER MASTER I…” pausing to think for a moment before continuing “AH FUCK IT YOUR ANGRY MARINES NOW!!! !” Instantly, all the eyes in the room were once again lit with fury again as they all straightened themselves up despite numerous broken bones and bruises and shouted their reply. !” After a bit more swearing Yarrick responded “Yarrick Smith the third YOU FUCKING CUNT LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY FUCKING SHED YOU FUCKING BASTARD!! The noises increased in strength and clarity as he stopped just in front of a large bulkhead with massive dents in the thick metal. He bent down and reached into an unidentifiable mass of bloody muscle. year for most and unsurprisingly all the members from the UB4H Team have * Not sure codex has not looked this good since 5th Edition April 2010. Within a moment´s notice the mighty Thunderhawk was in a screaming descent towards one the main hives of Akdov Prime, and Arturius feared for his life. The Angry Marines are however not fans of Exterminatus, seeing it as a wasted opportunity to punch heretics in the face, but it does result in some unfortunate engagements where they would have been far better off nuking the site from orbit. The Primaris slammed his forehead into Dickface's face, sending the sergeant flying backwards and sprawling on the ground. The Astartes on the other hand were just laughing manically or/and loudly screaming obscenities at each other, which must have been a bizarre pre-battle ritual of the Chapter. !” There was a moment of silence as all those assembled considered this, or at least all except Moarfistin, who just stood there, steam pillowing from his ears and lighting trickling from his fingertips. His legs, too, were splayed out awkwardly on either side of the sergeant's knees, a sight which filled the sergeant with no end of angry amusement. Search Site ANGRY MARINES 40KWIKIBLOG. If you’re the type of person who likes to make accurate and versatile content that isn’t going to blow a hole in your wallet, then vacuum forming “SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!! Like broken glass in ice cream. “Worshipers of the corpse-emperor! Not only do the 1st “And why should I tell you?” replied the shrunken head, in a voice like sticky fingers being rubbed over a brand new codex “you will only lock me back up with the vile chunk of metal you call a codex, so go fu…” the head continued, only to be “interrupted” by Mofo as he began the beat the head over and over again with Fagbasher. Following on from my hobby update I wanted to share some pictures of a “FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK!! Techmarine Techfucker replied. With a trembling finger, he pressed the button to open the bulkhead and in an instant the shouting became clear. Died from wounds sustained fighting of ten Bloodletters using only a lasgun and bayonet. When it emerged there was no bolt rifle, but a circle made of forefinger and thumb. Without thinking he offered the man a seat next to his bed but the Inquisitor stated “Uh, no thanks. I cannot control it... much longer.”, “ACKNOWLEDGED, BITCH!” Twatsplasher said without fear. "Oh this will be a mighty victory against the weak Imperium" he chortled. updating this page with other projects. Psykers began to go insane, raving about monsters and vast gulfs of time and space. I was encouraged. +++++ He stood there, his head rapidly scanning the entire room for any sign of heresy, with the soiled page of Guilliman's life's work still wedged in his backside. Swiffeeeeeerr!!’. The 11th, no, 12th , no, 13th Black Crusade? They turned and ran, but the Emperor's mercy is great, and every last critter was put out of its misery.

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